jamiehardcore

I said I wouldn't post here anymore, but this is important damnit!

2008-07-23T15:58:28Z

So hey, if none of you read my blog, heads up! I have started a new internet on the web comic called:
THE FANCY ADVENTURES OF JACK CANNON and you can find it at:
www.fancyadventures.com
Chekkit out, yo!

Final LJ post! (?)

2008-01-19T11:49:59Z

I still live!
It's just now I live over here > http://www.mrjamieanderson.blogspot.com/ harrah! This will be keeping up to date with my doings and what I do with them. Please read it because I am lonely.

So long, LJ!

I totally took a test! It's about if I could kill a guy! :D

2007-01-02T14:53:04Z

Maybe you could...
You scored 18% Cold and 64% Level-Headed!

In a pinch, you could do it, but you'd need a damn good reason to. And you're not going to be too happy afterward.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Cold

You scored higher than 99% on Level-Headed

Link: The Can You Kill a Man? Test written by notmarkflynn on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

And with that in mind, I'm off to lead a childrens camp. Hazah!

Happy New Year, ya mugs!

2007-01-01T09:03:15Z

Last night was neat. I hung with lots of cool people and had much fun!
Someone also thanked me for not being a rapist, I glad SOMEONE finally noticed!
Here's to 2007!

jamiehardcore @ 2006-04-09T03:29:00

2006-04-08T18:04:32Z

Well, I got DOA 4 for my Xbox, and it's great fun, the only problem is playing Aussies to play it with at night, since anyewhere else in the world I get a crap connection. Stupid ocean...!

Went to the house On Saturday, good fun, we finally got back into training! Finally! Now that winters here I get to be bruised for the rest of it.

Eh, it's character building.

Bec gave me a bowtie for my birthday! Thanks Bec! :D

Didn't see Grace at all! I swear that girl is trying to avoid giving me than damned cake! And apparently the poor girl is trying to get back together with Angus. I'm not completely sure what percentage of smartness that rates as, but I'm pretty sure it's in the single digit range. I have theories on this crazy move, but you can't have them. Nyah.
Anyways, that's about everything so far. I should get some sleep, I rehearse easter plays tomorrow. Jamie awaaaay!

Crazy dreamin'

2006-03-31T00:50:44Z

Okay. So. I totally had a weird almost freaky dream last night;
To begin with I was at home, but was gonna go to school, for some reason, and I decided before I did that I’d go say hi to Nick. So I went to see Nick at Claremont primary, because clearly that where Nick would be hanging out. We basically hung out and fought people in armor and I did a cheat that let me get the ultimate armor from them, which was a bit zany, but okay.
Then my dad tried to ring me on my phone, and I messaged him back saying it was okay, I’d head to school (I don’t actually know which school I was talking about) on my own and he didn’t have to wait up. So, wearing my fancy new armor, Nick and I headed off to ‘school.’
ON the way we ran into Cody, someone who I knew a long time ago and tended to avoid for various reasons. As we walked past each other I secretly hoped that he couldn’t tell it was me behind the full body armor, bad sadly, it was not to be. He started calling out or something, and so I turned around and acknowledged him with a ‘Hi,’ this was a mistake, because then he wanted to hang with us. I was about to go against this notion when Nick was all ‘Oh I need to get some things from him anyway.’
Why Nick and he were hanging out I have NO IDEA, but hell, it’s a dream.
When we got to Cody’s I found out the things Nick was after were actually rechargeable batteries. Okay. And the thing Nick traded for the rechargeable batteries was… more… rechargeable batteries. Right.
Then somewhere along the line, I’m not sure when, some chick Nick apparently knew showed up.
On a side note, Nick, if you happen to know a chick with a somewhat dainty stature with shortish hair who is all different flavors of nice and cool, let me know, ‘cause she was so TOTALLY in to me. Me being my charming self of course fumbled through all of this and had no clue how to react to positive female attention. Good to see I’m a smooth operator even in my very dreams.
It was also revealed that Cody was an apprentice bandaider, in that when people got hurt, he put band-aids on them. This startled me, ‘cause his living room was covered in band-aids, and it wasn’t top quality sticking either- those suckers we’re falling off all over the place. Then Nick found a blue knife and said it was a mana knife, and that if he stabbed me with it, my hand would be able to block it because it wasn’t blue enough. Whatever, Nick.
Anyway, we all (Nick, Nicks friend and myself) went to school. The mythical school I was intending to go to all along. I don’t remember what we did there, I do remember we took chairs home with up by accident. I took mine back the next day and the teachers complained about how dumb Nick was for not bringing his back, and how I was so smart because I, as a young boy, called a kid stupid because he liked butter on his eggs.
Remember the chick to totally dug me whose name I forget? From this point on she becomes to my dreams what a guest star is on a TV show. You see, we descended into the MINES. And there was this old guy we were talking to… actually, there were a lot of old guys, but this one was special, because not long after we talked to him, he died. I’m pretty sure something swung down from the ceiling and decapitated him. Oh well. We kept moving and talked to all the other geezers and became good mates.
However, they too started dying, in bizarre gruesome ways. And every time one died, for a split second I would see the first dead old man next to them, still looking quite dead, but only, you know, standing up right and moving.
I didn’t know what to do, but Guest Star chick was all over this crap man. She was going around talking to people, asking questions, doing detective work, coming to shocking conclusions…
…which I was no part of, because I’m pretty sure I was all ‘I need to pee,’ and spent most of the time writing name on a wall.
In the end, the first old guy was from this place that liked to kidnap young people for whatever reason, and abuse them, or something. Guest Star chick confirmed this by giving her back story, which involved her being taken by him, but escaping like the Guest Star she is. Old bad guy was killing all the people –I think- because they were getting in the way of his plans, somehow? (Don’t forget, I was answering the call of nature at the time.)
Anyways, Guest Star chick re-killed him for real by cornering him in a gross looking room, and grabbing some severed arms that was hanging oddly from the ceiling. They unplugged this container that spilled all this stuff on the bad guy, don’t ask me what it was, it kinda looked like… acid… sand… stuff.
In the end it didn’t matter what it was, ‘cause it did the trick. Like the typical protagonist in an episode that doesn’t actually involve him in any way, I ran up to the Guest Star and was all ‘Wow.’
Then later, it was revealed to us by the foreman (????) that the evil dead guy was caught years ago, and while being transported to an insane asylum died. Then it was all like, creepy music, for some reason. I dunno, the guy was already dead when we had to deal with him. I don’t know what the big deal for us was.
Anyways, cut to the dead, dead guy, who is now extra dead and also decapitated and burnt. Surely there is no threat from this double the fun times dead body, right?
SO WRONG!!!!
With a lurch, the dead body gets up, and ominously walks down a mine tunnel, fade to spooky black-
-because then I woke up.

Stolen from Bec.

2006-03-09T08:41:08Z

*This is about you!!!*
Name:	Jamie Anderson
Birthdate:	25th of Maaaaaarch
Birthplace:	Hobaaaaart
Current Location:	Computer room
Eye Color:	Fantastic brown
Hair Color:	Hyper dark brown
Height:	Shorter than my brothers! When did THAT happen?!
Your Weakness:	Kryptonite - inability to flirt
Your Fears:	Never finding that 'special someone' not living up to the standards I set for myself
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Get a steady job, help some kids find Jesus, save the world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	Zing!
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Mmph.
Your Best Physical Feature:	My pretty or my chin. And insane tongue.
Do you Smoke:	Never
Do you Swear:	Sadly. working on it though.
Do you Sing:	Whe no one's around.
Have you Been in Love:	Maybe, who knows.
Do you want to go to College:	Went there. Got the T-shirt.
Do you want to get Married:	Yes
Do you belive in yourself:	I can do anything, baby.
Do you think you are Attractive:	I hear I'm pretty.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms:	I don't hate them.
Do you play an Instrument:	Air guitar all the way!
*This is about love!!!*
Your sexual orientation:	I like the ladies.
Do you have a crush:	Nope.
(If so) Who:	No one
What do you like about them:	That they are consitant in their not existing?
Their best physical feature:	You honestly expected me to say yes befor, didn't you?
Have you ever been in love:	I mighta been. Though I coulda just been infatuated.
Are you in love right now:	I love Jesus?
Who do you love:	Jesus!
Are you a virgin:	Yup
(If so) Do you plan on staying one for a while:	'till I get hitched, yeah.
Have you ever been on a date:	Yes
What's the best part of a date to you:	The laughing. Hopefully at something that isnt me.
What is your dream date:	Don't think I ever dreamed about a date before. I don't care, as long as we have a blast.
*This is about random things!!!!*
What symbol represents you:	A bloodshot eyeball, with wings on it and fire in the background with a lightning bolt, and everything else is coloured in blue, the most powerful colour of them all.
What song represents you:	I dunno. Maybe Rhubarb - Exerciser. Maybe excaliber.
What's your favorite book:	Bible. and the Fith elephant.
What's your favorite song:	at the mo im listening to Sunny Afternoon by the kinks and Lights and Sounds by yellowcard. And then there was silence also rate highly.
Do you like to dance:	Only if I get to do it like a fool and everyone promises not to laugh.
What's your favorite game:	'lets give Jamie all our money', Dead or Alive Ultimate and Gunstar heroes
What do you consider kinky:	Kinks. Come on, what if someone I know is reading this?!
Are you dominant or submissive in a relationship:	The only submissive relationship I'll ever be in is the one with God. Other than that I'm my own man.
Are you dominant or submissive during sex:	Beats me. Lets say 'just right' and be done with it.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Stolen from Nick

2006-02-14T09:59:31Z

http://kevan.org/johari?name=zingitsjamie

If you know me, give that a once over. If you don't, welcome to my Livejournal!

Wee, update!

2006-02-01T08:20:43Z

Well, for almost the entirety of January I've been leading on camps. I had way too much fun. Way, way too much. I can honestly tell you that this summer has been the most fun I've had in my life, even with the break up.
Speaking of which, Grace and I broke up the other day. It's all a bit sad, but we probably work better as crazy friends anyways, but it was a mutual thing so there were no hard feelings, which is how I like it.
I also walked up a mountain yesterday. I rule.

I've been better than THAT.

2005-12-08T07:47:35Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April nickawesome and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, arkhum_eramak (-5000 points). In June I gave kidsomnambulist a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I pulled neigh_o_me's hair (-5 points). In July I helped grace_princess hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5177 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
Jamiehardcore

Damn Genocide.

Holycrap my foooot!

2005-11-17T15:20:21Z

On Wednesday blood was spilled, not just any blood, by my awesome blood. How did my fantastic blood come to leave my nigh invulnerable body? I’ll start at the beginning:
As some of you know, on Wednesdays I help lead the local youth group, they’re a good buncha kids, if sometime annoying, and this week was labeled ‘bubble week,’ it was basically an excuse to bring out something we called the ‘cheese grater.’
The cheese grater isn’t nearly as bad as it sound, most of the time. It’s basically a makeshift waterslide, We get a big tarp, put it on a big hill, whack on some detergent and water and tell the kids to climb to the top, then laugh when they fail. In a loving way, I mean.
On a side note; the reason it was called these cheese grater was because the first time it was ever used, we used in on a gravel hill. Yeah, I dunno either. It was done with the older guys, who thought giving themselves road rash was awesome. Go fig.
So anyways, we set up the cheese grater next to a big slide on a very steep hill at a park. Me and a friend, Oliver, join the kids on a team to even things out, and we have a get to the top competition, which goes well.
Then these three girl from outside our group rock up and want to join in. They’re pretty young, I’m venturing to guess the oldest was about 11. We tell them they can join in if they REALLY want to, after all we’re here for the kids, but they might get in trouble for getting their clothes soaked. They assured us they wouldn’t, so we figured what the hell, and let them join.
Everything went swimmingly, until we packed up the cheese grater. After that things started to go wrong.
To start with, my little brother and a friend of his, who were with us decide that hey! The big blue slide would be AWESOME fun if they put water and detergent on it, for that extra ‘oomf.’
One kid goes down the slide and goes a bit fast for my liking, and we tell the kids to pack it up and move down to the oval before someone hurts themselves. No sooner than we say this, the youngest of the three girls who joined us (I’m guessing she was what, 6?) jumped on the slide. I was thinking ‘oh damn, she’s gonna fly down that that frikkin’ slide’
And holy crap, how she flew.
She did not come off the slide, per say, “launched” would describe it better.
Yes. When she hit the end of the slide this 6 year old was launched, and the slide was still on the hill. For her, landing woulda been a bitch and for us, it woulda been a lawsuit probably.
But it wasn’t, cause I caught her, mid air and everything. Defiantly the best catch I’ve made in the history of forever. And to think they laughed at my catching abilities in football!
So the day is saved, the girl is fine, the brother is yelled at, and I got many a pat on the back. We decide to set up the cheese grater one last time on a much less steep hill than before, just for fun.
And just before we back it up I go to slide down one last time, stand up and comment on how fun it was, when Oliver looks down and goes “Um, Jamie? (That’s me.) Look at your foot.”
Yikes.
Turns out there was a rock, or some glass or SOMETHING under that tarp, and whatever it was, it took a very sizeable chunk out the top of my foot. The gash was maybe 3½ inches long, and by the time I had noticed I had it, my foot was completely red.
I took it like a man though, mainly because it didn’t really hurt for some reason, I think I was still a little high on adrenalin after making that fantastic catch and running up and sliding down the tarp.
After bleeding on everything and seven stitches later, here I am, with a now very tender foot. And since I had to keep it elevated I found it really hard to long onto CoH afterwards.
So that was my day, how was yours?

Spartan!

2005-10-14T11:43:18Z

VICTORY IS MINE! And so is the game!

Stolen from someone who stole it from someone else's LJ

2005-10-12T13:55:02Z

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

(Now post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be)

Quized

2005-10-10T04:44:44Z

You scored as Carrot Ironfounderson. You are Captain Carrot Ironfounderson of the City Watch in the greatest city on the Disc â?? Ankh-Morprok! A truly good natured, honest guy, who knows everyone, and is liked by all. Technically a dwarf, but only by adoption. Youâ??d rather not be reminded that you are the true heir to the throne, but that does explain why people naturally follow your ordersâ?¦

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Carrot Ironfounderson

75%

The Librarian

63%

Commander Samuel Vimes

63%

Greebo

56%

Rincewind

44%

Lord Havelock Vetinari

44%

Death

38%

Cohen The Barbarian

38%

Gytha (Nanny) Ogg

25%

Esmerelda (Granny) Weatherwax

19%

Which Discworld Character are you like (with pics)
created with QuizFarm.com

Woot! Carrot rocks.

jamiehardcore @ 2005-10-02T08:45:00

2005-10-02T09:02:07Z

Oh man, I messed up my hands today. Far too much bamboo hit them, and not enough padding. Been practicing with shields again and I’m getting better at it. I hurt Crunchie much today, he tended to be my practice dummy, and I tended to beat him lots. He commented on how he was getting worse, but I think it was more I’m actually starting to know how to handle a shield. It was fun when he tried to shield press me and I just freakkin’ flung him away.
Bec and I kept killing each other. I started to get the upper hand towards then end though.
For some reason she insists on going bear footed. Why Bec? Why? At one point I threw my sword at her and she hit it away, then ran at me screaming “You will now die painfully!!” only to stub her toe on a tree stump and fall over in pain. Hehe. Poor Bec. At least she put on shoes after that. :D
Then nick and I had some shield fights, which turned into grapple matches. I so won. Haha, stabbed! Woot!
Then I fought Pig, who had double maces, and I had double katana. Pig with two maces, for those who don’t know, is a friggin’ scary thing. It was mainly a ‘crap, crap, crap, cut of his arrrms’ match, which I manage to do really well when afraid for my life. Then he fought me with a pole arm. I was decent against those, at least.
It was fun!
And man, my hands look messed up. ^_^

Woooah!

2005-09-04T15:15:43Z

Nick turned 20! Happy brithday man!

The quiz that really likes Naomi

2005-09-04T14:15:01Z

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.

1.~How did you meet neigh_o_me? School
2.~What would you do if you had never met neigh_o_me? Not... hung out with her in high school and beyond
3.~What do you honestly think of neigh_o_me? I think she's awesome
4.~Would or did neigh_o_me and neigh_o_me go out? Never exclusivley
5.~Have you ever liked neigh_o_me? Of course I like nammers!
6.~If nickawesome died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? You will be missed
7.~Would arkhum_eramak and neigh_o_me make a good couple? ...no.
8.~Describe neigh_o_me in 3 words: Very nice hair
9.~Do you think neigh_o_me is hot? She is indeed attractive, but I dont think she knows this, sadly.
10.~Would nickawesome and neigh_o_me make a lovely couple? Over Sammie's dead body.
11.~What do you think of when you see neigh_o_me? It's Nammers!
12.~Tell me something humiliating about neigh_o_me: She's friends with Jamie
13.~Do you know any of neigh_o_me's family members? Yus.
14.~What's neigh_o_me's favorite color? Fantasic
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is neigh_o_me? um.. 8?
16.~What would you do if neigh_o_me just professed their undying love for you? Scream something about zombie love, maybe? then feel like an assif she was serious. :p
17.~What language does neigh_o_me speak? English
18.~Who is neigh_o_me going out with? Definently not herself.
19.~Is neigh_o_me a boy or a girl? Girl
20.~Would neigh_o_me and neigh_o_me make a good couple? Naomi clones?
21.~Who do you think neigh_o_me would be great with from this list? Out of herself Nick and J? Herself. :p
22.~When was the last time you talked to neigh_o_me? last night
23.~What is neigh_o_me's favorite band? Muse, I think.
24.~Does arkhum_eramak have any siblings? Don't know. I havnt seen any.
25.~Would you ever date neigh_o_me? I think thats a bit personal, don't you?
26.~Would you ever date neigh_o_me? Asking twice won't help you!
27.~Is neigh_o_me single? Yes
28.~What is neigh_o_me's last name? I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL IIIIIT! T_T
29.~What is neigh_o_me's middle name? A secret!
30~What is neigh_o_me's fantasy? I'll ask her for you.
31.~Where does neigh_o_me live? near Justin and Sammi
32.~Would you make out with neigh_o_me? You're violating my bubble space, online test.
33.~Are neigh_o_me and neigh_o_me best friends? I like to think we're very good friends.
34.~Does neigh_o_me like neigh_o_me? I hope so!
35.~How did you meet neigh_o_me? ..Did you already... ah forget it.
36.~Is neigh_o_me older than you? no!
37.~Is neigh_o_me the sexiest person alive? Dunno, I havn't met all the alive sexy people. have them come round my house at 8

booooared!

2005-09-03T12:57:26Z

Blargh! I should be drawing a freaking comic, but I just can't... be... botheeerrd. Looks like I'm gonna have to do it all on Sunday. Or be late or something. >_>
Umm.. I was meant to do something... oh right! post the quiz thingy answers that nammers gave me!

1. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you.
2. I will then tell what song reminds me of you.
3. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, I'll tell you what it would be.
4. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
5. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
6. I will tell you what color you remind me of.
7. Put this in your journal.

The name given was mine:

1. You're always happy and you always make everyone around you happy...specially me...even when i'm feeling my crappiest you always manage to make me laugh!
2. Song...hmmm...I don't really find that any music reminds me of you.
3. 10 o'clock...it just seems like you. lol...i don't know why!
4. Awesome!
5. I dunno jammers, there's been heaps! When we all get together the time is always memorable! lol
6. Green. I'm not sure why that is...
7. yeah...put this in your journal...

There you have it! there was another one, but I don’t have that one copied for pasting...

I need more trousers. I have like, four pairs. The relaxing never-go-out-side-with ones, the crappie ones, the ones that are falling a part (and fall off without a belt) and the new ones. I crave MORE PANTS! and perhaps shirts.
Also I got my hair cut shorter for a job interview. I didn’t get the job, and my hair looks like a megaman helmet when not gelled. I am saddend.

I don't talk that much, it seems.

2005-08-24T15:32:15Z

I am incredibly un-deep. No really, I know people who can write for ages about everything everyday if they wanted. I’m not so fantastic with my writing.
Um… I’m going to a party of Friday? Maybe some wacky hijinx will come from it. I mean, nothing will ever top the Marty Spartan, but we can damn well try!

Umm.. lessee… Saw my ex today. We’re still friendly and stuff, which I like, considering everyone I know seems to hate their ex girlfriends/boyfriends, though in truth I haven’t really gotten over her all too much, which is a pain in the ass. She’s moved on, what can’t I, at least in some small way? Then again I kinda did tell her all this too and I didn’t get any weird looks, so maybe I am moving on, in my own slow invisible way.

Ah I dunno, and I’m sure no one really cares. XD

Yesterday I went for my interview at Cadburys! If this thing takes then I’ll be a tour guide for the factory, which means money! And chocolate! Mmmm!

The weather has been awesome for the past two days and I actually took advantage of it today and I was pleased that I did. Cloudless, perfect days are rare, and it’s stupid to sit here and play City of Heroes or draw or something when there’s other stuff to be enjoyed.

My teeth are all healed! All that remains are unpainful holes in my gums that are more or less annoying food traps. Woot!

Oh yeah! And I had my brain scanned the other day! It works! And I dont have tumors! Score one for Jamie.

mmmgh

2005-07-26T09:13:36Z

Wisdom teeth out.
Much pain.
Ow.

Those wacky kids

2005-07-23T14:09:28Z

So, I just got back from babysitting my little cousins. It's tradition that I tell them (two boys and one girl) a story featuring the characters of their choosing. I ended up telling them a story about their World of Warcraft characters fighting a dinosaur (and each other.)
It some somewhat daunting and at the same time fascinating having little Rebecca run down the list of magic spells her mage could do and have her tell me that yes, her Night Elf can turn into a bear. They also had me use action figures and barbies to illustrate the story.
Good times.

Also I get my wisdom teeth out on Monday! Eeek!

Some people want me to have sex more than I do

2005-07-10T13:43:54Z

Gah.
So, guess what this girl I know at church told me?
On of my friends, Stace, and apparently some other of my guy friends who are so far nameless to me, have decided they need to get me laid. And now they have a posse. A get Jamie laid posse.
And they're apparently getting shirts printed up about it.
I... I mean... this is just...
This is the kind of thing that's better suited for bad TV shows.
Or porn.
Speaking of that, why does everyone keep telling me I should be in porn? Do I really look like porn star material?
... Crap, I hope not.

Work work work

2005-07-01T17:58:58Z

Oh man, I love my job. Today I drew a banana beating up an apple, and got payed for it. With that money I totally got a Nintendo DS and a couple of games, and a halo figure.
This is awesome, I'm a freakin' cartoonist, an animator even, when we have projects going I get a fairly decent income and I love it! I don't get to sleep in 'til noon anymore but that's not such a bummer.
Now alls I need is a lady friend and I'm set!
Also, I help give a sermon in church in a couple of weeks! Zing!

Took me long enough!

2005-06-21T17:55:40Z

I got a job.
I got a job!
I got a job!!
I got a job!!!
I GOT A JOB!!!!
I! GOT! A! JOB!!!!!
IGOTAJOB!!!!!!!
IGOTAJOOOOOOOOB!!!!
A JOB IS MINE!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
hehehehe.
ah heh...
heh...
heh heh
eh...
heh.

It's at blue rocket, they're an animation studio! Zing!

Bleh

2005-05-31T13:13:47Z

Been feelking kinda crook today, so I had a lie down in the afternoon and had a dream I died 0_0
But just before dying I got my personality downloaded into a little black box, which then went inside a human looking robot, and I was okay again. Aside from being dead I mean.
Still, it was kinda creepy, seeing myself flatline.